Bald Jesus — Fists of Forgiveness
A Bald Jesus Universe
FISTS · OF · FORGIVENESS

A gospel is coming.

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Every prophet gets a story eventually. Bald Jesus has waited thousands of years for his. The wait is over.

Fists of Forgiveness is the comic universe built not by a studio, but by the congregation itself.
The faithful submit the lore. The Council decides what's true. The blockchain remembers everything.

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What's Coming

The First Testament

Issue One
Written by the congregation. Minted on-chain.

Issue One is being written now, by hands that may or may not be holding $BJ. When it's finished, it won't just be released — it will be minted. A permanent, on-chain edition of the first testament, built from the lore the community chose to canonize.

The Submission System
Submit lore. Burn $BJ. Get canonized.

Holders will be able to submit story ideas, dialogue, and backstory for consideration. A rotating Canon Council reviews what's true. All submission fees are burned regardless of outcome — adding to $BJ's deflationary supply and to the permanent record.

The Canon Council
Not a vote. A judgment.

Community voting rewards popularity. The Canon Council rewards quality. A small, rotating group of appointed curators with recusal rules and public accountability — to keep the gospel honest.

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Who Gets Remembered

The Devoted May Get to Own a Piece of It

Bald Jesus — the prophet

Some editions will be rarer than others. The ones who held the longest, the ones whose words made it into canon — they may find their names etched somewhere a little more permanent than the rest. Nothing is promised. Everything is earned.

The standard congregation will still get to read the gospel. The devoted may get to own a piece of it.

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The canon is coming.
The canon will remember who believed.

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Details on eligibility, snapshots, and editions will be revealed closer to Issue One.
The prophet does not rush his second coming.